Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Local family discovers distant South African roots. Embraces minority identity.
Telemarketer sues area man for causing severe trauma, hearing loss
Breaking News: Trump drops out of presidential race
Area musician still tuning guitar 20 minutes later
Inexperienced pool boy just not getting homeowner’s “cryptic” assignment
Engineer commissioned by city to construct bridge anything but civil
Commuting man loses control of car, dies, after singing Bohemian Rhapsody too passionately
Area veteran pissed that favorite coffee shop is closed for memorial day, breaks in and makes self a latte
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