Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Former high school classmates carefully planning “reunion tour” of garage band nobody cares about
Old superficial but cheap woman gets bargain Botox. Dies hideous
Stubborn motorists involved in head-on collision at quaint one-lane covered bridge
Old friend must take local man to “epic taco joint not too many people know about” while he’s in town
Literary agent drops wannabe beatnik writer when “writing process” becomes inefficient
Liberal arts graduate quickly files bankruptcy after bookstore spending spree
Local family discovers distant South African roots. Embraces minority identity.
Telemarketer sues area man for causing severe trauma, hearing loss
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