April 9, 2016April 9, 2016 thirstythespian

Thomas Pynchon accidentally writes novel that’s readable

April 7, 2016 thirstythespian

Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university

April 5, 2016 thirstythespian

Taking Back Sunday singer’s word-of-mouth promotion of new side project considered derivative by longtime fans

April 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Local man engrossed with Sophocles gradually losing sight

April 1, 2016April 1, 2016 thirstythespian

Leonardo DiCaprio to quit acting, move to woods with bear, have child

March 29, 2016March 29, 2016 thirstythespian

Harsh, truthful critic’s review leaves James Franco superficially, publicly inconsolable

March 28, 2016March 28, 2016 thirstythespian

Jane Fonda, subject of Jefferson Starship’s “Jane,” admits she was “playin’ a game called ‘hard to get'”

March 24, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Incubus’s Mike Einziger to attend graduate school, band on hiatus again to fans’ dismay

March 23, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Tom Hooper announces next project: “Winston Churchill in Drag” starring Danny DeVito

March 16, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Carly Fiorina: Donald Trump has “right” to incite violence, mosh pits at rallies. Calls for “white power”