Tag: satire
“Karate Master” punches through plywood board, gets wicked splinter
Visionworks competitor causing customer trauma
The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel
LEAKED Leonardo DiCaprio Sex Tape Already Developing Oscar Buzz
Saganaki trend at area diner object of waitress’s contempt
Obstinate session drummer with unapologetic death metal influences unable to surmise why he can’t find work
Disgruntled local former Wendy’s employee denies employment termination, claims quit over divisive company policies, restaurant “selling deep fried notions!”
Newly hired corporate officer doesn’t know where to fart in hip open office
