February 19, 2025 thirstythespian

Exclusive Report: KFC is “Getting Out of the Chicken Business!”

July 9, 2021July 9, 2021 thirstythespian

BREAKING: Gustavo Fring Going into Chicken Business with Bob Dylan, Bernie Sanders, Walter White

December 9, 2020December 9, 2020 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan sells musical catalog to record company in exchange for poultry farm, sack of potatoes: “I’m going into the chicken business!”

April 1, 2018April 1, 2018 thirstythespian

The Thirsty Thespian editor, Local Insane Man, Accuses Bob Dylan of Stealing Excerpts from Unpublished Novel

October 13, 2016October 13, 2016 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature for Predicting the Rapture

April 22, 2016April 22, 2016 thirstythespian

Bob Dylan: “Re: Prince. The rapture is upon us!”