The Thirsty Thespian

March 7, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

A flaccid David Duchovny drops out of X-Files: “It doesn’t turn me on anymore”

March 7, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Papa John’s delivery driver fired for supporting competitor brand

March 3, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Rammstein sues Trump for using song at rallies, Trump insists it’s his “theme song”

March 2, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Jazz drummer Miles Teller, two years after movie role, still receiving abusive phone calls from costar

March 2, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Meryl Streep projected to earn 20th Oscar nom. for walking past Walmart one time

March 2, 2016March 2, 2016 thirstythespian

“Juggalo fo life!” Trump exclaims to fans following Super Tuesday successes: Drops out of race to follow Insane Clown Posse

February 29, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Weeks after Grammys: Jeff Tweedy hostage negotiation still at a standstill

February 29, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Ennio Morricone high on acid while composing and conducting Hateful Eight Soundtrack

February 29, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Breaking News: Jacob Tremblay actually raised in Room

February 28, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Ku Klux Klan member sends his Oscar picks to The Washington Times