The Thirsty Thespian

March 29, 2016March 29, 2016 thirstythespian

Harsh, truthful critic’s review leaves James Franco superficially, publicly inconsolable

March 28, 2016March 28, 2016 thirstythespian

Jane Fonda, subject of Jefferson Starship’s “Jane,” admits she was “playin’ a game called ‘hard to get'”

March 24, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Incubus’s Mike Einziger to attend graduate school, band on hiatus again to fans’ dismay

March 23, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Tom Hooper announces next project: “Winston Churchill in Drag” starring Danny DeVito

March 16, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Carly Fiorina: Donald Trump has “right” to incite violence, mosh pits at rallies. Calls for “white power”

March 11, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Miley Cyrus announces upcoming release of new perfume “Scent of Ho.” Justin Bieber pre-orders first million bottles.

March 10, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

College graduate with mediocre grades is hired for “experience with adversity.” Is fired for not giving 110%

March 7, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

A flaccid David Duchovny drops out of X-Files: “It doesn’t turn me on anymore”

March 7, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Papa John’s delivery driver fired for supporting competitor brand

March 3, 2016March 24, 2016 thirstythespian

Rammstein sues Trump for using song at rallies, Trump insists it’s his “theme song”