Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
New USA Network Procedural in Popular Franchise Depicts Flatulent Lawyers
Area Diner Not Zoned for Saganaki Goes Up in Flames
Meta rebrands to “AI”
“Innovative” Tool Company Unwittingly Losing Talent to Nondescript Small Businesses
Area High School Cheater Outraged That Essay He Plagiarized Re-Plagiarized
Recently hired salesman Jared Leto will send you dead rat for “15 minutes of your time”
Axl Rose fired from job as guide for Magic Kingdom’s Jungle Cruise Tours after sexually harassing, frightening passengers
Employer review site Glassdoor launches spin-off brand for exotic dancers, escorts
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