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The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.


BREAKING: Saul Goodman Still Jimmy McGill After All These Years

BREAKING: Gustavo Fring Going into Chicken Business with Bob Dylan, Bernie Sanders, Walter White

BREAKING: Walter White Not Dead, in Witness Protection, Family Man After All These Years

BREAKING: Skyler White Reportedly Still Total Bitch After All These Years

BREAKING: Jane Marigolis Living in NYC, Reportedly Faked OD to Avoid Awkward Breakup with Jesse Pinkman

BREAKING: Gale Boetticher Reportedly Still Corpse After All These Years

BREAKING: M. Night Shyamalan to Make New Biopic “Unbreakable: 20 Years Later” Starring Hank Schrader

BREAKING: Kleptomaniac Marie Schrader Doing Time at New Mexico Corrections
