June 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Literary agent drops wannabe beatnik writer when “writing process” becomes inefficient

June 18, 2016 thirstythespian

Liberal arts graduate quickly files bankruptcy after bookstore spending spree

May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 thirstythespian

PhD candidate leaves dissertation defense with black eye, bruises

May 3, 2016May 3, 2016 thirstythespian

College graduates mugged, beaten, left for dead in Harry Potter-Themed Knockturn Alley of Walt Disney Wizarding World park

April 30, 2016April 30, 2016 thirstythespian

Breaking News: Insane man known only as Crazy Dave cites James Franco as his teacher in escaping ideology

April 27, 2016April 27, 2016 thirstythespian

Hemingway fan pissed that his “one true sentence” has not been accepted for publication anywhere

April 14, 2016April 14, 2016 thirstythespian

Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.

April 9, 2016April 9, 2016 thirstythespian

Thomas Pynchon accidentally writes novel that’s readable

April 4, 2016 thirstythespian

Local man engrossed with Sophocles gradually losing sight

March 29, 2016March 29, 2016 thirstythespian

Harsh, truthful critic’s review leaves James Franco superficially, publicly inconsolable