May 29, 2016May 29, 2016thirstythespian Steven Spielberg admits “Mr. Bimbo,” the man who lives in his finger, lead him to success
April 28, 2016April 28, 2016thirstythespian George Clooney announces departure from Clinton biopic for “ideal role” as Uncle Ben
April 21, 2016April 21, 2016thirstythespian Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
April 19, 2016April 19, 2016thirstythespian Enthusiastic fan mistakes wild man for Leonardo DiCaprio. Is mauled.
April 14, 2016April 14, 2016thirstythespian Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.