May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 thirstythespian Trump watches X-Files, claims: “I will build a wall around Earth”
April 21, 2016 thirstythespian Terrence Malick finally sees Wiseau’s The Room, calls it a “Masterpiece”
April 14, 2016April 14, 2016 thirstythespian Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film, The Invisible Man, “too experimental.” Fans and Hollywood outraged by lack of cast.
April 13, 2016April 13, 2016 thirstythespian “To Catch a Predator” Chris Hansen unwittingly hired to direct Ted Cruz campaign video
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