May 28, 2016May 28, 2016 thirstythespian

Family escorted out of graduation ceremony for obnoxiously cheering out of turn

May 23, 2016 thirstythespian

Alcoholic townie frequently attends commencement ceremonies to beat shit out of honors graduates to make self feel better

April 22, 2016 thirstythespian

Man worried college degree will ruin his rock n’ roll credibility, that he “threw his life away”