May 20, 2016May 20, 2016 thirstythespian

Suicidal Florida man lies on tracks awaiting slow-moving Disney train, gets bored, changes mind

May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 thirstythespian

Local school administrator twiddles thumbs. Receives substantial raise.

April 18, 2016April 18, 2016 thirstythespian

Underpaid area professor starts cult. Administration looks other way

April 11, 2016 thirstythespian

Rauner reportedly disciplines pesky Illinois budget, sends democrat colleagues to room without supper

April 7, 2016 thirstythespian

Manic graduate conference winner hired on as sole philosophy faculty member at local university