Author: thirstythespian
The Thirsty Thespian is a satirical news outlet for film, music, and local events. Our mission is to provide trusted commentary on matters of the mundane and insane, discussion of the latest current events in the big world of entertainment to confirmation of the gossip one hears in small-town coffee shops. Our thousands of staff writers from all corners of the globe, educated at some of the finest journalism schools, are eager to share their poignant criticisms with the clever masses.
Meryl Streep Wins Prestigious Award for Clogging Toilet at Airport Hilton
Emboldened by Trump, Kash Patel Weaponizes FBI to “Look Into This” Streetlight Manifesto
Reinforcing Sweeping DEI Cuts, Trump Bans Female Gender, Non-White Races
J.D. Vance caught passionately “gaming” in White House Rec Room: “It’s my SexBox!”
Exclusive Report: KFC is “Getting Out of the Chicken Business!”
New USA Network Procedural in Popular Franchise Depicts Flatulent Lawyers
Area Diner Not Zoned for Saganaki Goes Up in Flames
Meta rebrands to “AI”
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