Category: Local
Bernie Sanders to finance expensive proposals with proceeds from “chicken business”
Local man who’s feeling cute but single planning to watch hardcore porn, violently masturbate on Valentine’s Day
Local man who is self-employed tells boss to “blow it out your ass!”
Local exec with new voluminous office eager to fart freely
Autocorrect Fail: Local Italian chef clearly out of his element at interview for Linguistics job
Phew! Close Call: Local man not zombie, just cannibal
Report: Hogs wild as rowdy bikers cause trouble among Grand Canyon Donkey Caravan
Highlight of local man’s week hot plate of cheese
The Thirsty Thespian 