March 8, 2026 thirstythespian

“Gimme my Oscar or Samwise Gamgee gets it,” says Chalamet, puzzlingly taking Sean Astin hostage

February 28, 2026 thirstythespian

Jackson Hole motorcycle enthusiast and movie review show host demands local business “Make Hog Viral” 

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Today’s News: Cook Now “Apple,” Musk Unwittingly Slaughters Crowd, Voters Incensed 

February 23, 2025 thirstythespian

Meryl Streep Wins Prestigious Award for Clogging Toilet at Airport Hilton  

February 22, 2025 thirstythespian

Emboldened by Trump, Kash Patel Weaponizes FBI to “Look Into This” Streetlight Manifesto

February 22, 2025 thirstythespian

Reinforcing Sweeping DEI Cuts, Trump Bans Female Gender, Non-White Races